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FAQs

Q: But what if I already have oily skin?

A: Crying Pizza isn’t about making your skin greasy — it’s about calming your skin so it stops overreacting.

When your barrier is damaged (like from acne meds, over-washing, or rage), your skin thinks it needs to produce more oil to compensate. This serum helps restore balance so your skin can stop freaking out.

Q: What is this? Why is it called Crying Pizza?

A: It’s a moisture recovery serum for people with dry, damaged skin from acne meds like Accutane — or anyone emotionally and dermatologically crispy. The name is a metaphor. Also, pizza crying is funny and sad, like all good skincare branding.

Q: Is this safe for Accutane users?

A: Yes. It’s made specifically for skin that’s been wrecked by harsh meds, over-exfoliation, or existential dread. No fragrance, no weird chemicals, no burning. Just soothing plant oils that play nice with sad skin.

Q: What’s in it?

A: Organic coconut oil, organic argan oil, organic arrowroot powder, and literally nothing else. No synthetics, no mystery goo, no weird side characters. Just ingredients your face can vibe with.

Q: How do I use it?

Apply it after washing your face, while your skin is still slightly damp. It works great as an overnight serum. Just a few drops go a long way. It helps lock in moisture, calm inflammation, and signal to your skin that it doesn’t need to freak out and make more oil. Basically, it tells your face to chill.

That said, everyone’s skin has a personality. If yours is particularly dramatic, we always suggest a patch test first.

Q: Will it make me break out?

A: Great question — and a common fear. The idea that putting oil on oily or acne-prone skin causes breakouts is old-school skincare trauma. In reality, when your skin is stripped (like from Accutane, harsh cleansers, or scrubbing like a raccoon in distress), it often overproduces oil to compensate. That’s where things get greasy and angry.

Our serum is made with lightweight, non-comedogenic oils like coconut and argan, which are known to support barrier repair and help regulate sebum production — not smother your pores.

Q: Can I use this with my other products?

A: Yes. Use it after washing and before (or in place of) moisturizer. You can layer it under SPF, cry into it, or wear it alone like the skin minimalist you are.

Q: Is it vegan/cruelty-free?

A: Yup. No animals, no testing, no shady loopholes. Just vibes and vegetables.

Q: How long does one bottle last?

A: About a month if you use it daily. Longer if you’re lazy or forgetful. (No judgment.)

Q: What does it smell like?

A: Like nothing. A faint trace of coconut and effort. No artificial scents. Your nose and skin barrier will thank you.

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